<html>
  <head>
    <title>Server overload!</title>
    <style>
      body{
        font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;
        font-size:25px;
        text-align:center;
        margin-top:5vh;
        background:#fcf8f2;
      }
      .container{
        width:90%;
        max-width:800px;
        margin:auto;
      }
      img{
        max-width:80%;
      }
    </style>
  </head>
  <body>
    <div class="container">
      <h1>503 Error</h1>
      <h2>[insert cute animal to quell your frustration]</h2>
      <img src="https://i.imgur.com/f3MqX38.jpg"/>
      <h4>This image was not hosted on our servers, for obvious reasons.</h4>
      <h5>Sorry about any frustration this may have caused you.</h5>
    </div>  
  </body>
</html>